And do you know what is even better than new shoes? I will tell you. It's new shoes that were 80% off!!!!!!!! These puppies were originally $54.99, marked down to $10.99.
New 80% off shoes make me want to dance. Thank you France!
(France didn't really have anything to do with my bargain shoes, but it rhymes with dance. See what I did there? I made a little rhyme.)
New shoes are a treat. Just ask my happy feet.
I know you all wish you had my wicked third grade poetry writing skillz.